Just in case ANYONE was considering joining Playing House but didn't... we had a couple of character slots open up, and there are two just SITTING THERE. Get in on this. We need more active players. ♥

damn the muses 7:56 pm
i had the most fucked up dream last night, thanks to all the shit i'm on. and you were in it. and it was disturbing.

Katie 7:57 pm
What did I do, eat babies?

damn the muses 7:57 pm
you were over and we were watching movies and just having a perfectly delightful evening, and then something in my bathroom like, made an explosion sound. so we ran to look and my toilet was SPEWING blood and dismembered... mice.
and we couldn't get it to stop
and you were like FUCK THIS I'M OUTTIE and you like, IMMEDIATELY flew back to live with your mom
and i called my dad for help and he was like 'did you try flushing?' and i was like ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

Katie 7:59 pm
ROFL

damn the muses 7:59 pm
so yeah, fuck you fo leaving me to deal with THAT alone

Katie 8:00 pm
...I would
For the record

damn the muses 8:00 pm
LOL

Katie 8:00 pm
Peace out, yo >>

damn the muses 8:00 pm
honestly, that seems like an appropriate reaction. get the fuck out of the state. TIME ZONE even

Katie 8:01 pm
Yeeeaaaah
That shit ain't right

damn the muses 8:01 pm
It was really, really, REALLY gross, yo.

Dammit, Jules. Ever since you asked me my brainwheels won't stop turning. This is gonna be ready WAY before your birthday.

OH MY GOD THE XBL UPDATE OF INFINITE NONOTOUCH ALSO CHANGED THE NETFLIX LAYOUT

EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENTY

KILL IT WITH FIRE



where did my shit go? ;_:

SIX NAMES YOU GO BY (in order of frequency):
1. LS
2. LauraSue
3. BB (my parents have called me that since I was a baby)
4. Laura (hate it, but some family members use this with me)
5. Sienna (handle people tend to use for me on LOTRO, even though Siennarose isn't my main)
6. verbal (on XBL)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. grey lounge pants
2. pink tanktop
3. underwear
THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. To have enough brainpower to tag my scenes and unleash ALL THIS PENT UP CREATIVITY IN MY BRAINMEATS
2. a slurpee
3. to be free of my restless legs
THREE PEOPLE WHOM YOU HOPE WILL DO THE MEME
1. your mom
2. that goat she blew on the internet
3. the midget watching in the background
THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. Dude. wtf DID I do last night? um. I did some modly things at LOM.
2. I knitted some
3. ran back and forth every twenty minutes to shit my guts out
THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:
1. My mom
2. Sandusky PO
3. dude idk I don't talk on the phone a lot
THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
1. Tag. I hope.
2. Make a totally bitchin' pot roast.
3. Knit
FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE DRINKS:
1. sweetened and shaken passion tea lemonade at starbucks
2. coke
3. pomegranate juice
4. orange pop
THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
1. Jebus being... Jebus
2. The Wings FINALLY kicking some ass again
3. chasing Muffin with a box

Finished aDwD. Still need to find the words for all I feel, but for now, allow me to offer a spoiler-free summary of the entire series, before I pass out from sleep deprivation.

A Game of Thrones: "Winter is coming."

A Clash of Kings: "Winter is coming."

A Storm of Swords: "Winter is coming!"

A Feast for Crows: "WINTER. IS. COMING."

A Dance with Dragons: "Holy shit, where did all this fucking snow come from?"

And I was so overdue for one. I lurves it, but now I need to save up some spare cash to get a paid account. The ads are driving me up a fucking wall.

damn the muses 5:54 pm
...Something is NOT RIGHT here.

Katie 5:54 pm
Where?

damn the muses 5:54 pm
Okay. Backstory:

The other day my mom and I were talking about The Exorcism of Emily Rose. It is one of my all time favorite movies. I thought it was brilliantly done, heartbreaking, thought-provoking... just, beautiful. It is also, for some reason, the only movie my mom couldn't sit through in the theater. This one TINY LITTLE TWO SECOND EFFECT scared the ever loving shit out of her so badly that she had to leave the theater. And this is my mother. She loves horror movies the way I love horror movies.

And she had mentioned that I ought to netflix it so that we can watch it again at home. So I went to do that. And the list of similar titles...

It's: The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers, The Rite of Exorcism, The Last Exorcism, the House of Exorcism, and Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

So I say to you

Wut.

Katie 5:57 pm
...wut

damn the muses 5:57 pm
NO. SERIOUSLY. WUT.

Katie 5:57 pm
'one of these things just doesn't BELONG HERE'

damn the muses 5:58 pm
Now ADMITTEDLY, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIES. BUT DID THEY DRASTICALLY ALTER SOMETHING FROM THE BOOKS THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT?

Katie 5:59 pm
Not that I know about o.o

damn the muses 6:00 pm
ARE YOU SURE LUCY DIDN'T START SPINNING HER HEAD AROUND AND VOMITTING PEA SOUP? BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY JUSTIFIABLE EXPLANATION I CAN FIND HERE.

I swear, my chair has it's own ongoing saga.

First, Jebus realized that inside it was this awesome white stuff, and it became his mission to shred the seat. I taped it up, and he gave up for like, a year. Then one day a piece of tape stuck to my ass when I stood up, and he went OMG. IT COMES OFF? THIS WHOLE TIME I COULD JUST PEEL IT OFF? And the hunt for the white stuff began.

So two days ago, I taped the chair again. And then, to hopefully avoid any ass-related incidents, I put a towel over the seat. Admittedly, I thought this was a genius plan. And it worked. Jebus no longer cares about my chair.

But Cuddles. Oh, Cuddles. To Cuddles, it is a brand new chair. The first time she walked in my room and saw this old chair with a slate blue-ish gray towel draped over the seat, her entire body perked. What's this, she wondered. It is something new. She sniffed the chair. She walked circles around the chair. And finally, she sat in the chair.

And it was the best fucking chair that was ever made. It was the chair of the gods.

It's been two days, and her life revolves entirely around the chair. The chair I spend all of my computer time in. If I get up, be it to pee or go get a drink, she beelines for the chair. It is the chair. It should be her chair. I do not appreciate the chair for all it really is. A few minutes ago I was writing a list, dropped my pen, and it rolled just out of reach. I lifted my ass for two seconds to reach the pen, and there was Cuddles. She squeezed under my hovering ass to claim the chair.

We are at war. It is capture the chair, and it is not a friendly game. And if she actually does get the chair, and I try and remove her from it, she howls and yowls and cries with such pitiful gutwrenching pain that the neighbors must thing I'm routinely shoving small knick knacks up her ass for safe keeping. Any day now, Peta is going to come and take me away. And that is what she wants. Because then?

She will have the chair.

Katie
please to be terrified http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0134866e537e970c-800wi

damn the muses
daw

Katie
...did you just daw?
WTF is wrong with you?
IT IS NOT DAW

damn the muses
it's a fuzzy baby

Katie
It looks like what the devil would give birth to

damn the muses
it's a fuzzy lil beebee... bat?

Katie
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0133f34a158f970b-800wi
It's... an aye-aye

damn the muses
its hands remind me of gollum. and that makes me happy.

Katie
IT's name is Smeagol
I kid you not

Katie
They named it Smeagol at the zoo

damn the muses
I. I don't even. I think my eyes just teared up.
That's beautiful.
Thank you.

Katie
You are welcome
...I think

damn the muses
I want one.

Katie
I don't think you can have one

damn the muses
Then it's an appropriate homage. Zoo, I salute you.